. . . And if you know me, this isn’t a good sign. I am not a fan of Friends. I didn’t watch it back in the day. Before you come burn down my camper (it is insured and I could use some more storage space so I will leave a lighter on the propane tank for you) I don’t hate Friends. Vince is obsessed and made me watch every single episode on DVD so I get it. It’s just not my jam. Not saying I didn’t take life lessons from it. I taught my niece how to flip people off legally.
Autumn used this knowledge until high school and has since graduated to the real thing but you’re welcome for not getting kicked out of elementary school. I’m the best aunt.
Anyway, back to the crazy camper life. We are still not out of our house. The camper is in the side yard and I’m trying to make everything fit. I’ve searched Google, Pinterest, blogs and my soul for ways to fit the most shit in our new home. I’ve cried, prayed, and begged but purging to a minimalist life is not for the faint of heart. It’s just stuff but it’s my stuff. I don’t know. Do I really need my cotton candy machine?
Vince tries to make me feel better by saying things like future gifts will have to be jewelry because no room. Usually when Vince is in trouble, he buys me shoes so next year I will look like Mr. T. Gold chains for days. You know what I’m talking about, Will.
I’m kind of down today but then I ran across the box of stuff from my previous job. I had purchased sage to smudge because I felt the room was cursed by previous inhabitants. I’m sure that is still said around the water cooler since I’ve quit. “Don’t know what it is about that office but only the insane workers are assigned there.” I’m sorry new person but Hailey (boss, friend, love) won’t let you burn sage. So, I burned it in the camper!!!!
Vince was super concerned but it’s a good time to test out the fire extinguisher before we hit the road.
Sage is used to to clear away negative energy like fear, anger or anything unwanted. Plus scientifically, it rids the air of bacteria. Take all the fear, please.
Sage is a beautiful thing and I’m starting to feel much better. More like myself – more like my favorite TV Show.
This is adventure is going to be legen – wait for it – dary!